WHY?!?

Waking up and immediately having the 3's Company theme song stuck in your head is a good indication that the day is going to be sketchy...

...or amazing?


"Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."

Me and a coworker decided that there needed to be a Chuck Norris fact for the day, and every wednesday we have a theme that we have to stick to. Tomorrow is club-foot day.

Some good ideas for friendly inter-office pranks:

-Every time you pass a motivational poster (we have one above the drinking fountain in the hall), check that no one is watching, and make it crooked (matt and lor, that might be hard for you to do. but its worth it). Every time someone fixes it, tilt it again without their knowledge. It's a good way to a)make them paranoid and b)think the building is tilting.

-Write inspirational sayings on sticky notes and strategically roll them into the toilet paper rolls in the stalls. Men, this may be difficult seeing as you don't normally use toilet paper (hands do NOT work just as well). Think, "Suprise! You picked the lucky square! Make a wish and wipe!"

-If you're feeling like a jerk, replace the jar of sugar in the coffe/break room with salt. And remember to not giggle as Mike from 2 cubicles down gags.

-I'll think of more later...