vitamin water

makes me laugh. today's vitamin h20 was:
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b-relaxed
jackfruit-guava (b+theanine)

everyone's got issues-bills piling up, car repossessed, dead end job, your boss mike verbally abusing you, relationship talks into the wee hours, more relationship talks, in-laws that never leave, in-laws that move in, recurring nightmares of being naked at work (you have them too, right?) it's enough to make anyone go bonkers.

lucky for you, we've placed b vitamins and theanine in here to keep you calm during stressful times. granted, it still won't keep the in-laws out...but that's what dead bolts are for.
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haahaha. hah. me and my father had a good little chuckle over that in the break room earlier.