my coworker Bentley gets to play with a drug coding/label maker. he made me some labels.

they say:
Wes Mantooth, MD

and the drugs they are prescribed for, with directions are:

Motrin - use carefully, side effects are nasty
sweet & low - take with every hot beverage and croissant
testathin - must be used whenever breathing, it should work, maybe
ativan - mix with strong alcohol & parisian women

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha. it makes me laugh. as you can see.