well, tonight i had a completely out of control anxiety attack. so bad in fact, that nicole and ben and kelsey took me to the emergency room. for 2 hours i was poked, prodded, peed in cups, alliterated, and asked about 10595 times if i was pregnant. i was on the verge of asking them when the last time they saw a virgin birth was, and to call the press if they sincerely thought there was going to be one tonight.

all i came away from it with is a fuzzy head from adivan, a prescription for xantax, and an orders to not drink. hooray.